People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

Little girls want to be the one who does stuff

Never mind Covid, I’m pretty sure I caught syphilis on the bus during my commute today #TubeStrike

on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs

MIKA CAME FORWARD TO SAVE THE EVENING #Eurovision FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING ✨GLITTER✨

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Wagatha Christie docu-drama set for C4 broadcastnow.co.uk/channel-4/waga…

Me having known Mary Earps’ name for 68 minutes and already knowing I’d die for her #WEURO2022

Chloe Kelly just ditching the mic in her BBC interview to sing Sweet Caroline is my highlight of the year #WEuro2022Final

every uk graph like

In London 80% of bank notes already have Charlie on them.

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

No but seriously how *did* we all hear the same Marilyn Manson rib removal rumor before social media

me whenever hannah waddingham is on screen #Eurovision

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