Not bacon, not bread, not burritos. BAKLAVA.

If you don’t vote, don’t complain.

Are you still undecided about who to vote for or know someone who is? My team put together some cheat sheets to show where Donald Trump and I stand on the issues to help you out. Take a look, and then share them with family and friends.

THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES.

Please please please go out and vote today. Vote for kindness. Vote for change. Vote for your lgbtq+ friends and family. Vote for your BIPOC friends and family. Vote for your girl friends and family. If you love someone, then you wouldn’t vote to hurt them.

Gay?? Gays are stupid and not right? Lord so help me god. Get this shit out of here.

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

“I thought a President who didn’t serve two terms said su-“

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Y’all know that COVID cases are higher than ever and still rising right 😳 seeing people going to parties makes me SICK. Please be mindful holy fuck. This town is embarrassing

All I want for Christmas is C cups

Please for the love of god, if you do not support BLM, but support the nazis who invaded our capitol yesterday, please, never talk to me again or associate yourself with me. Please unfollow me, block me, etc. you are pathetic and I want nothing to do with you.

no one gives a legitimate flying fuck if you “still listen to morgan wallen”. like actually. i don’t know why people feel the need to inform the timeline of that info. yall are embarrassing and got a lot of pride for a problematic celebrity you don’t know personally. weirdos

if ur thinking about dropping out of college this is ur sign to do it

I bought this strictly because reading the back label had me hollering in the aisle. This is branding !

if u post ur little spotify things thinking no one cares dont worry bestie i care

I am so HERE FOR THIS