|| New account, not new to RP. Please RT?

@DreamtOfStars "Like a handsome, stylish man? Then you've been seeing the wrong lawyers."

@DreamtOfStars "Depends on who's wearing the outfit. I look very sexy in mine. But I have to admit that I do look better in a suit."

@DreamtOfStars "Did you really just make a law themed joke?"

@DreamtOfStars "Yeah...right. Well, if you ever need my services, here's my card. Please do contact me. I'm the best in the business."

@DreamtOfStars "Art services? What do you do exactly?"

@DreamtOfStars "Well, that's interesting. My mother used to be a painter, so I have quite a lot of paintings lying around."

@DreamtOfStars "Oliver." He smiled warmly. "That would be very nice."

@DreamtOfStars He took the card from her, glancing at it briefly. "Thank you."

Friday night.

It's sunday and I'm working. How pathetic.

My client tried to attack the judge in court today.

Why am I even trying to keep someone like that out of jail?

I might need a therapist.

"I'll seriously need some professional help after I win this case."

"My client is refusing to apologize to the judge. How the hell am I supposed to win this?"

"I lost the case. I'm going to drown myself in alcohol."

"I'm thinking about calling in sick tomorrow... But I can't do that, can I?"

— A little party never killed nobody.