- more podcasts started than playoff points for the captain in the year 2026

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

Kings and Oilers making a loser pact since they couldn't play each other in the first round this year. Very romantic

oilers fans don’t even argue anymore they just look at you like this

There's no way Pierre Poilievre & his team would ever manipulate his social media. He doesn't PLAY like that, & is THE MOST honest & sincere politician in Canadian history. Right, Kirkland Lake?

😭😂

It’s 2026 and this is still a good hit in the NHL. Doesn’t matter which team, what the score is, the penalty count, if he’s a star or a grinder. This is hockey’s worst hit, yet routinely goes unpunished.

Unjustifiable

Universal Music is selling $1.4 billion in Spotify shares. It paid nothing for them. Spotify handed the shares over in 2008 just for letting Spotify play music, and the deal was set up so almost none of that money would ever reach the artists who made the music. Taylor Swift's

Subban saying Edmonton has never been that close to winning… They lost by one goal in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final. You literally can’t get closer than that. Is it too much to ask that National broadcasters know basic facts about teams in the league?

Thought this was only a McDavid thing! Maybe the game devolving into wrestling has something to do with it

The Canadiens had a fullblown FREAKOUT over Torey Krug doing this in 2014

As I've told you before, Theo Fleury, I've been a proud Albertan my whole adult life, and I'm not going anywhere. No one gets to kick me out of my own province, least of all QAnon crazies like you. And the vast majority of Albertans aren't going to let separatists tear up

This actually isn’t true and anyone that makes this point is a donkey

I can’t take the PHWA seriously. It’s just a bunch of idiots that vote for these awards.

The Norris candidates who's team faired the worst with them off the ice Seider (-16.68 GF%) Schaefer (-15.26 GF%) Bouchard (-13.47 GF%) Dahlin (-6.79 GF%) Werenski (-5.90 GF%) Makar (-2 GF%)

At this point, I find Bouchard discourse a complete waste of time. There's plenty of reasonable arguments against his Norris case, but most of what I see boils down to baseless preconceived notions or people simply reacting to some bad Twitter highlights.

He doesn’t even believe this, he’s just engagement baiting.