This is what the news should be reporting... This is where money should be going and this is exactly what I love to see. Absolutely amazing

If you ring my door and transform you can just take the whole bowl

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

so this is clearly the coolest thing we’re all going to see this week

distance I’m willing to walk for you: Me 📍 📏 (500 miles) 📏 📏 📍 📏 (500 more miles) 📏 📏 📍your door

My hand after I take a mean nap laying on my arm.

Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye: - about to leave warning - a "we've gotta go" statement - hugs - walking to the doorway - one more conversation in the doorway - more hugs - talking while everyone's piling in the doorway - placing hand on doorknob

Ok. Who made this? It's genius.

My first tweet back into this realm in a while to support my boy out here #wifeismaterial

Watching Ginger and my wife pointed this out