Nothing sweeter than this noti

Showed up to the Hawkeye birthday party… real shame Blooper couldn’t come. @FMRedHawk Hawkeye 🪶

The fact I didn't get a twitter announcement shows where I stand here

After careful consideration of just my feelings, Hawkeye is no longer allowed at my birthday party on December 30th. No further questions at this time. Hawkeye 🪶

USA could win the world cup and I wouldn't care, the Clark Cup is the only thing on my mind.

How wild is it that all of these things rhyme???

im crying its so beautiful

i dont know how i keep getting left out of these, might have to talk with the big boss

there’s a force game tonight, which means I’m gonna steal ur girl by hitting the meanest griddy

name someone better at hockey than mac swanson... you cant. Kraft Mac & Cheese i will represent mac as his lawyer. lets get the ball rolling on a deal

yavash scoring two is like finding the extra fries on the bottom of the bag

usa vs england is cool but if you really wanna get patriotic the force play 2nite

hey alexa, play danger zone from the hit movie top gun

id like to see england try to beat us in hockey, it would be close cuz tho crumpets they eat could be considered pucks

After careful consideration, I’m back on my bs tonight

a kid told me i was his favorite last night, i dont play favorites so i hit the griddy and left

id be more active on here but im too busy chasing a bag