"I was focusing. Mainly on stayin alive." Badum tiss.

"I'm a ginger in green, I'm already a visible target. I'm just trying to have some fun also."

"I think you're over exaggerating." Guy replied, slipping a hand into his pocket.

"Relax. Nobody got hurt. I mean, you know, except for the bad guy."

"Yes, I am serious. I wanted to know if you were available for drinks tonight. My treat."

"Can I come for the tacos?"

"And you didn't invite me? I could've brought drinks. And movies."

"The hell is a butt flu? Is that like diarrhea? Or Hemorrhoids?"

"Is it? Never heard of it."

No one can really replace her.

She can't be replaced to him. She's totally number 1 in his eyes.

"How does the light always seem to hit her right-" He went a little wide eyed, realizing he said it out loud. Que a cough and a backwards walk away.

"Hey there, pretty snowflake."

Thick thighs don't save everything.

ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ! ↺ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ! ♡ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ! ↺+♡ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ!

Head banging. "It's not in the words that you told me, girl." More head banging. "It's not in the way you say you're mine, OOH."

{GIF starter for: Sonny Munroe.} "Hey, Hal. Any plans tonight?"

What?