I hear they’re calling me Nikki iPhone now bc I got an iPhone

She’s so happy that I can take better pictures of her now

I feel like bootleg Kurt angle emmure shirt

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out there

Suicidal caveman: Why bother live

Reminded me there's a version where Patrick struggles against the G&W match up

Booking a flight but not getting on the plane so I can eat a triple dipper at the new Chilis in the SeaTac airport

Really hoping Kyle maclachlan answers my question about the live action flintstones movie and that it doesn’t get buried under the hundreds of questions about twin peaks

The only hot honey I care about is the girl reading this

If I don’t see Marietta and snowing when they play in Seattle I’ll actually kms

“Hey someone’s coming over to check out the place around 1:30” is certainly a way to let me know someone will be here in 30 minutes

There’s like a none zero chance that the wrestling themed bar only does wrestling themed karaoke tonight which would be very funny for my coworkers who will probably never let me pick the next bar to go to ! Can’t wait

They got turnstile on the grocery store playlist now