I am the Ice King

that coin is an asshole

what is anime this is so confusing

I wonder if Trask complains about his height as much as Edward Elric

Has anyone tried calling Pyro "Prince Zuko" also what was his reaction?

I would pay someone to go up to Trask and call him "The Imp"

Charles, you're a professor of genetics, right? Explain why sunburn has to happen.

"My new outfit has a maroon cape" Maroon. He's so pretentious. Shut up, it's fucking stupid.

Bet you thought I was going to say red. Nope. I'm an individual.

so pretentious

on a scale of x-men: first class to footloose, how cool of a kevin bacon are you

I want Peter Quill to come back to Earth and teach Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes about the modern American cultural legends of Kevin Bacon.

// i will retweet any and all things i find mentioning kevin bacon

who lives in a submarine under the sea sebastian shaw squarepants absorbent and evil and porous is he sebastian shaw squarepants

who are these space nerds saying they're like kevin bacon

// yes keep bringing up that one bit of gotg i love it

Oi Riptide I could use one of those breezes right about now

who's that guy in ripd and why does he look like me

what. a. nerd.

merry nerdmas