Avatar Christmas Special where Santa uses RDA technology to do the hair intercourse thing to enslave flying reindeer-esque Pandoran fauna only for Neytiri to slime him out just in time to get home and celebrate Eywamas with her five finger children that she looks down upon

I feel like one day I am going to be bored while cooking and try this and end up catching it with my chest.

To my friend Béla Tarr - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in an unnamed, desolate and isolated small town in Hungary.

what are dark tark videos even about

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when you are making a video you can just have the darkness encroach whenever you want, inveigling it's way into their little lives

this is what happens when the only silver fox they manufacture in decades is george clooney like he's a good silver fox but they need to create more neatly dressed older men with a slightly receded hairline, ideally bisexual to some degree and an affable/charming/disarming smile

it wasn't a warning... it was a manual...

tools hitting cows like the humming black monolith hit the apes in like the year 2001 or whenever we evolved, idc solaris was better

Nothing to worry about. In that situation we would just lose the ability to index meaning, but not the meaning itself. One would not be able to communicate the weight of another’s mother, but this inability will not change the fact that she still weighs too much.

a core part of being australian is that at every live music performance at some point the vocalist will comment on the crowd's lack of energy and try to hype them up only for the crowd to go back to being completely static a minute later touring australia is an exercise in fear

paul mccartney painstakingly crafting maxwell's silver hammer and debuting it before his the beatles only to be met with harsh criticism mid rehearsal

I used to be a long song head but she’s right.

I feel like this video would be further along if I just ignored the part of me that says things like: "Just add a Madonna nightmare sequence bro, people love that kind of thing."

what is dark tark even about

ASU Frat Leader vs Androgenic but for the looksminning community: