“For the tainted sorrow Frightens me piteously; For the tainted sorrow Can’t be remedied, and the sun sets…” ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #BSDRP #BungouStrayDogs #ANITWT read below for info ☀︎

// I’m.. genuinely curious lmao

“Eh- sorry. Pass. No offense or anything, but that slot is reserved for a beautiful woman.”

“And I wasn’t about to wait for you to.”

“Ohoh, I’d love to see you try. Though dying by your hand would be such a let down, the whole concept of death would be ruined for me.. paaaass~”

He’s contemplating new suicide methods..

// I have about an hour left lmao So happy #Munday

// Y’all ignore any typos I make please 🤣🤣🤣 I’m blazed

“It’s my time to shine.”

“But that’s what I’m trying to do, ‘piss off’ Chuuya~!”

“Hrm… so does that mean Chibi isn’t worth my time? You really shouldn’t think so lowly of yourself. I mean, I get you’re low to the ground and all, but still.”

“Ow” He gingerly rubs his cheek. “And to think you said you were done. Chibi cracked under one comment. What a poor display of discipline, hahahah.”

“Is it time to ruin Kunikida’s day already?”

“Hrm, I could.. but where’s the fun in that?”

A knowing grin adorning his lips, the detective couldn’t help but chuckle. “But Chibi wouldn’t do that, he’d miss my smile way too much~”

Softly cupping his cheek, the taller male shook his head. “How about an I.O.U instead? I’m all out of respect right now.. hrm, actually I don’t know if I’ll ever restock. Tough luck, Chibi~”

“The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy, Till all of the tricks don't work anymore. And then they are bored of me.. I know that it's exciting, running through the night. But every perfect summer's eating me alive until you're gone. Better on my own.”

“Hnnng- Chibi! In public? How bold~”

Kunikida kissed me. I stole his lips and I have photographic evidence. Mwahahahaha

“You know, I’ve gotta hand it to ya, Chuuya. .. No seriously, you’re too short to reach things. Here ya go!” Hands 中原中也| 𝙽𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚢𝚊. a glass of milk.