he showed his face. it’s not my fault he looks like a rat.

she ( wishes ) for k. to appear in her room.

throws water balloon at ‍ ‍ — ‍𝐓ɪᴍᴍʏ 𝐓ᴜʀɴᴇʀ ׅ⎖ window — !

she needs inactive. pronto !!

cleo ! there you are. i’ve decided you’re going to be my new assistant. doesn’t that sound like fun ?

cue the evil laugh , looking down at the others window from her window in the dinkleberg mansion. followed by another brightly colored balloon toss at the others window. ❛ reminder turner , these don’t count as a shower. ❜

❛ for me ! duh ! ❜ she stated , taking off the purple rhinestoned sunglasses she had been wearing. ❛ at school , it’s so hard to keep track of all my classes , appointments , homework and meet and greets with my fans. so — i thought of the most ….. responsible girl. ❜

eyes rolling as the annoying squak that is timmy turner’s voice continued. quickly taking her nearby umbrella and holding it over her head and the water balloon fell — violet , completely dry. ❛ nice try loser. ❜ she cackled.

╱ i pop in here like once a month just to roast timmy and then leave again

you literally were. SO — how have you been , turner ? i’m genuinely interested in your pathetic little life for once.

wow! you always complain that i’m mean to you and the minute i’m not , you’re mean right back! now , now , turner , thats not how we treat people.

because i said it nicely ? DUH ! and someone as famous as me is speaking to you which is even nicer.

╱ i sUPPOSE

do you even know what the internet is ? because i think you would’ve bought yourself a new hat by now if you did. and i am famous. i have fans , a tv show , world records , a perfume line and oh — MORE WORLD RECORDS.

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╱ me when i’m alive

⠀ the things i would do to abolish beavers.