⠀ because he’ll mess it up. pranks are ( her ) thing !

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⠀ blinks … nervous laughter. ❛ hi, dad ! ❜

⠀ a small sigh of relief as he did scold her ,, a nice difference between her mom and dad. ❛ uncle terry , i thought. i pranked uncle captain holt the other day. ❜

⠀ ❛ it was so good , except mom almost had a heart attack … ❜ she giggled. standing up from her crouched position on the floor, dusting off her skirt. ❛ actually ( i’m ) pulling the prank. you’re my assistant — if you get the job. what qualifications do you have , dad? ❜

⠀ ❛ hmm … you’re hired! if you do good , i’ll let you beat me in mario kart tonight. ❜ she giggled. ❛ you can distract uncle terry while i go swap his yogurt with toothpaste. ❜

⠀ ❛ that’s a lie since i beat you the other night after dinner!! ❜ a smirk forming upon her lips as she bent down to grab the toothpaste. ❛ i can do it in two. ❜

⠀ that’s ( his ) fault for not being the favorite child!

⠀ the sheer amount of binders that fill the peralta-santiago apartment is absolutely absurd. there are at least fifty ones displayed on the shelves . . . .

⠀ i thought about pranking her with replacing all of them with children’s books — but then i remembered that i like living.

⠀ the fun parent.

⠀ you’re better to call when the principal makes me call a parent after pranks!

⠀ better you than mom . i think she would lock me in my room forever if she knew how many calls you get.

⠀ you’d probably get locked in your room too. or worse — she’ll take away your nintendo switch so i can’t beat you in mario kart anymore.

⠀ i’ve beaten you before — there are witnesses!!!

⠀ her face instantly lighting up , so many ideas rushing into her young , mischievous mind. ❛ don’t worry ! i’ll deliver good. ❜ she smirked. ❛ thanks , avery ! ❜

⠀ taking a breath before approaching @DONEBYTHEBINDER — this should be a 𝒇𝒖𝒏 conversation. ❛ hey mom! how was your day? any new binders? ❜ she grinned.

⠀ her mothers love of binders was even more extreme than abby’s love of pranks — blessing and a curse. ❛ i will if you sign this letter from my teacher without reading it! ❜ she beamed , sliding over a letter. she had lost a coin toss with her dad .. so amy had to sign.