#FireMattRhule GET THIS TRENDING IDC ANYMORE

We are so sorry. We love you Cam Newton

Authenticity. All business, no excuses, results-oriented. From 1-15 to the Super Bowl in 24 months. Nobody ever had to explain a process, or sell their brand. Don’t talk about it. Be about it.

DILDO ON THE FIELD! #BillsMafia

Here is your Mother 3.

Thanks Amazon, box wasn’t even damaged. They just shipped it like this. Dicks. #JackassForever

I've been trying to learn how to play guitar in the past month or so. Shit's hard. They should call it guithard.

I was telling my family about my first time going to a Panthers home game when my grandma asked me a question. She asked “Do they know who’s in the super bowl yet?” After explaining to her that it’s only week 1; I told her that all we know right now is that the Panthers won’t be

Things are looking pretty good today. Matt Rhule got fired. I finally got the platinum trophy in the last of us I’m getting married in less than 2 weeks So yeah all pretty good. I guess if I had to give bad news, I kind of have to poop I guess. A little uncomfortable.

Made 48 Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches for my wedding tomorrow. Hope Al Yankovic would be proud.

Me every Sunday. #KeepPounding

I just drove by a farm or something and there was a horse wearing some kind of blue blanket/jacket. I reacted the same way that I do when I see a shiny Pokémon because I thought the horse was blue for a second. I’m a broken man.

Idea: A metal band with 2 singers that are mom and son. All the songs will be about arguments between the two ex: Mom You failed math, your bedroom reeks No Nintendo Wii for 2 whole weeks Son No Wii NO! I’ll never clean my room I do not give two shits Just let me play ELEBITS!

Ripped the ass of my pants super bad at work Still have 5 hours before I can go home Getting a little chilly in here Pray for me

I was in my backyard when I head someone yell “Cannonball!!” Then I heard a bunch of screaming kids. Pretty sure my neighbors are pirates. I’ll investigate further, if you don’t hear from me soon… they got me.

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac

My sister wrote a book! If you don't buy it I'll assume you don't know how to read and I'll put you on the "dumb list" until I see proof of purchase a.co/d/4kgJEao

Hit repost if Crystal Pepsi lives in your head rent-free