[inventing the grinch] santa needs a wario

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

The farther the genocide of Palestine progresses--which is to say, the more it has become a thing in the past that for that reason can no longer be prevented by actions taken in the present--the more comfortable the West will get in saying that it was a bad thing.

Noor, my daughter, was the only one who held my heart in this world. Her story was different from other girls. Noor Al-Fara, 13 years old. She had dreams for the future and was planning to achieve things beyond her age. She lived in her own world, with thoughts and interests

Malentines 2024

Wordle, NYT connections, daily mini crossword… modern people yearn for the riddles of the sphinx

who was gonna tell me there was a follow up to the first piece . i’m tearing up a little

Aaron Bushnell and his name will always live on

new puzzle game in beta! free for all :•) nytimes.com/games/strands

“The New York Times” has made a word-search game that is actually fun, Ian Bogost writes. How Strands does the impossible: theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

Going wherever my Heart takes me

Babe I'm not crying I just have a hole in my eye through which the sky is visible

they hate it when you serve internet brainrot along with critical thinking while also serving fits

when someone says "thanks that was a good question"

Boss: "Also, someone has been posting pro-union flyers in the bathroom." Me:

We are on ULP strike. We gave The New York Times management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.