"Your generation is very technologically advanced" *Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

accepting that i am disposable and replaceable. this has nothing to do with my own worth. it’s literally just preference. people prefer what they prefer, when and how they prefer it. that is, unfortunately, how the rhythm of the dance goes; as harsh as it may be.

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

No baby he’s included

one thing about me im SO quick to separate myself. you don’t ever gotta feel like you tolerating me. that’s for anybody.

please do not be out here tryna “teach me a lesson”. i will ignore you for the rest of your life. & be happy asf about it too. like watch out fr.

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

How you eat butt but don’t eat mushrooms

boiling my skin in the shower is my favorite part of the day

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

i pay very close attention to how men speak about women

da congress

Megan thee stallion should be allowed to kill at least one man in this lifetime MY GOD!

You can’t trust lightskin men!!!!!

My generation is focused on avoiding the experience of embarrassment to the point where it doesn’t make sense. They also don’t seem to grasp that feelings of embarrassment pass and that they don’t define you beyond that moment.

I don't internalize men's actions and I don't think any woman should. They are often at war with themselves, it most likely has nothing to do with you, so just make sure you stay far away from it all when you catch a whiff of it.