“What’s the first this you would do if you woke up in Jungkook’s body?” Me:

policeman: what are your names? kaminari: don’t tell him, kirishima! policeman: (writing down) kirishima kaminari: oh shit kirishima: good job, kaminari policeman: kirishima: oh fuck

『“gєt αhσld σf чσurѕєlf, чσu'rє αn αdult αrєn't чσu?”』 ───── ❄️ ───── ．ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀ./ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ．ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ʀᴘ ．sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ．ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴏᴏᴄ ．ʟᴇᴡᴅ/ ɴᴏɴ ．♡ & ↻ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ!

lmao I just remembered that I spent like $30 out of my mom's credit card on Mystic Messenger a year ago 😂😂😂 she got so pissed, pretty sure I got grounded for like a week or so.

what's this picture of all my friends doing in mha

I got a new lil birb x3 His name is Buddy, and he's obsessed with a Root Beer box

shrek be like “dönkæ”

being bisexual and single is extra frustrating because you like two genders and neither likes you