MY GENUINE REACTION TO MY OWN CREATION

wishing we got taught that it was manly af to TALK about your feelings

JUST SAW THE TOTAL ECLIPSE WITH A JOINT IN MY MOUTH LIFE IS TRULY MAGICAL I AM AMAZED

it hurts so bad idk how anyone masturbates with these

-115lbs today🙇‍♂️

how do you pronounce the sound that this makes?

ROLLING THE DICE ON SPICY CHICKEN FROM POPEYES WISH MY BUTTHOLE SOME LUCK 🍀 🔥

YK THAT ONE HELLDIVERS AUDIO ON TIKTOK?

Shoutout to my 1am chatters yall might be the realest mfers on Earth

IM NOT ON OZEMPIC BRO PLEASE DONT ASK ME THAT 💀

EVERY WARBOND ITEM. EVERY UPGRADE. EVERY STRATAGEM. EVERY ACHEIVEMENT.

DO NOT RECORD A VIDEO MESSAGE INSTEAD OF DRUNK TEXTING I PROMISE YOU IT IS WAYYYYY WORSE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

happy trans visibility day even tho I see yalll EVERY DAY 🙄 🏳️‍⚧️ 💖

HEY HELLDIVERS would you believe me if I said Ive unlocked every item on all 3 warbonds?

STEAM SERVERS DOWN I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS RAGE MUCH LONGER...

NO MEME

but look at this 3 layer carrot-cheesecake i made from scratch

ik im only 25 but yall can keep calling me unc, it makes me feel wise

body and mind 🙏

how i look at the $20 knowing that $20 is $20

what if instead of “Dune” it was “Goon” I think that would be funny