and so cuffing season begins

She took the pit vipers in the divorce

almost got stuck in the bathroom at a bar and cried

there are. so many humans in the household right now. the odds that a snack. will hit the floor. are the highest they have been. in several years

ugh

Damn, my space heater fucking loves Title Fight

Some random dude just gave me the best tattoo

444

park it here

how im trying to be this christmas:

becuz rum

words of affirmation make me horny

Mfers wake up and listen to pop punk first thing in the morning, like did you even try to have a good day yet

Date idea: Fight another couple.

little late night espresso for my depresso

why’s it so hard to find a girl to build a blanket fort with just to watch euphoria drink wine, and eat snacks!? fack

ur honor can i go poop real quick

fkn crypto nerd hacked my account hi