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What is a midwesterner’s drug of choice: ope-ium

Today is the only day you can retweet this

Gotta be one of the smoothest things I’ve ever seen.

CAPTION OF THE YEAR:

Rt if you got spanked but aren’t violent.

Oh hi lol

This kid is going places

I’m here in Bikini Bottom at a little burger joint, the Krusty Krab. Their famous Krabby Patty has all the locals talking - time to check it out 🤙🏼

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