I just shoved 25 Labubus up my ass

The next generation should be called Gen Shah

I SAID you're gonna be popular

pitch black at 5:30

i’ve seen gays come back from the dead the moment this starts playing at a club

Please keep using AI. Everytime you ask the robot to write standard email correspondence for you, the Genius Standard gets lower and lower. In a decade I will be the smartest person on earth and this will all be mine

Be exactly like ruby

Rob being spiritually gen Z is frying me

the way I immediately started scrolling the second an influencer throws the four agreements in as a part of their glow up series

omfg

In my culture, brunette ponytail Ariana is a harbinger of good fortune and a strong national economy. We can all breathe now trust me

It’s kind of moronic how you completely miss the point that he is doing exactly that. 🤓

if you have the brazil shirt you don’t have the credentials to help anyone build a “capsule” wardrobe

Happy Lunar New Year. For all you horses out there, this year is big. And for all of the fire horses i have to tell you: this year is huge.

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”