"Ugh pickles are the worst."

"One order of boneless mild buffalo wings plz."

Schooled

It's a good 60/40 balance.

"What if we held hands while crossing the street?"

He takes a moment out of his day to pray to his goddess. Traveling around the world had given him some unique perspective, but people still needed help. So his prayers were for India today.

"Eep!!"

Bridget had beef curry and garlic naan for dinner. His walking home full of yummy tasty foods.

I don't think a meme has called me out this much in a while.

"I actually agree with you here. Just up and face timing is kind a jerk move."