At the Met Office, all the chairs have four casters on them.

My girlfriend and I like to go to convenience stores and sit in the corner wearing pointed hats. We're in a Londis dunce relationship.

- I was shocked to see the All Blacks rugby team donning button-up knitwear and having forty winks after practising their traditional Maori dance. - Cardie Haka rest? - Well I wasn't *that* shocked. #LunchPun #RateMyPun

That'll learn 'em! 😂😂😂 #NudeMorningSmile

Hey Louise Powell. What might have happened if you had not committed common assault, racially aggravated harassment and criminal damage?

#NationalHatDay has me questioning my naturist credentials! #NudeMorningSmile

-1° here but crisp and dry. 10 minutes of naked calisthenics and a couple of brisk circuits of the garden and I feel so invigorated and ready to face the day.

Hurrah! Checked the weather and I am off for a naked walk along the beach today. Anyone want to join me?

Welcome to my world...

10 minutes naked calisthenics at dawn in the crisp -3° air. What's not to like.

Serious question. Is anyone out there into humanist paganism? Would love to hear from you.

Amazing. Hypnotic. Aesthetically intriguing.

Naturism in the UK. When it's been a bright sunny morning since dawn and you decide to have half an hour naked in the garden whilst the soup for lunch is simmering. 😣🌧️🌬️🌪️🌧️😣

Freind [mumbling] - I want to post a topless pic on IG, but I'm scared of their prudish censorship. Me - Pardon? Her [still mumbling] - If I don't pixellate my nipples they'll ban me. Me - What? Her [still too quietly] - What should I .. Me - For heaven's sake just blurt it out.

March 14. First day this year that I have been able to sit outside in proper warm sunshine. Boy, does it feel good.

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

There's literally nothing worse than people who's pinned tweet is about pinned tweets. Except hyperbole and the misuse of literally.