Strawpage Dirk™️ (@nthsplinter) 's Twitter Profile
Strawpage Dirk™️

@nthsplinter

Grown man in his 20s on Homestuck Twitter.
Now on both Strawpage and Not-Strawpage.
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Happy birthday to all Jakes English out there, but especially to my best bro, my oldest sport, my finest dude both sides of the Pacific Jake English 🔫🔫. Here's to another one, dude.

Happy birthday to all Jakes English out there, but especially to my best bro, my oldest sport, my finest dude both sides of the Pacific <a href="/golgothaTrepid/">Jake English 🔫🔫</a>.
Here's to another one, dude.
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Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.

Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad.
Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.
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Should probably check my messages sometime soon lest I have my entire-character-defining title stripped from me permanently. You hate to see that.

Should probably check my messages sometime soon lest I have my entire-character-defining title stripped from me permanently. You hate to see that.