Listen i had a drawing for dirks birthday but i have been VERY busy hanging out with him to finish it!! Hopefully my company was a proficient enough present the day of..... I will post it soon!

met this guy at a bar he was an absolute riot

SAKES ALIVE One of my favorite directors followed me!! Hello mr strider i love the SBAHJ trilogy!!!

Im quite tipsy yet again i apologize i just want everyone to know that dirk is my best friend my wonderful bro my good pal FOREVER DO YOU HEAR ME MAN DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!! Strawpage Dirk™️ DIRK!! YOURE INCREDIBLE MY DUDE!!

Eyeing my stockpile of guns as if im a wild trout eyeing delicious bait on a hook...

Oh im actually very drunk Did i post about dirk?? Oops.......

It doesnt snow where im from but merry christmas every1☺️

You know what, *modernizes your Luger*

Whitney Wolverine, an ‘Atomic Age’ influenced .22 pistol from the 1950s

Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.

Should probably check my messages sometime soon lest I have my entire-character-defining title stripped from me permanently. You hate to see that.