"Silver Hammers VBC": We recognized two players for stellar performances at the "Jersey Shore Joust"...the prestigious "HAMMER" award was presented to Bryn Hagen as she was virtually unstoppable hitting and Bailey "NoFootFaults" Adams for running our offense to perfection!! #BOLD

Vogt continues to RAKE as he hit an RBI double to right to score Willits 😤⚡️ Chos lead is up to 5 now‼️ B7 | Gauchos 5 - Highlanders 0 #GoChos

any leftover food

“You take drugs, Danny?” “Every day.” “Good.”

"Hardly ever used. Ex husband was busy riding other things." 👀

who wants to visit the dusky bookstore with me

Mom’s out of town and Dad’s in charge, day two.

My 10-year-old daughter, upon discovering she grabbed the wrong kind of candy at the convenience store: “Are you fucking kidding me?” You have to set the example. It’s called fatherhood, motherfucker.

Sun’s out, guns out, motherfucker.

When I was a kid, adults didn’t give two shits about safety. No helmets, no seatbelts, ubiquitous second-hand smoke, playgrounds built for Navy SEAL training. But if you tried to use a pair of scissors, they suddenly feared for your fucking life. So we used these dull bastards.

You ever really stop and do the math on Ice Cube’s day? That really WAS a good fucking day. Kim beeped him, dropped a triple-dub on some cats, went to Short Dog’s house and won at dominos. Boned some chick to tie up a loose end from high school. Went to Fatburger. I mean goddamn.

Staying undefeated in The Thunderdome! #GoGauchos

Look, I’m a connoisseur of dangerous playground equipment. I’ve seen some really fucked up shit. But you gotta be fucking kidding me …

GAUCHOS WIN🎉 This team is now 5️⃣-0️⃣ in Big West play! #GoGauchos

Happy Dodgers Are Eliminated Day to all who celebrate

My Hero!

The Italian Cinema Orchestra playing the soundtrack of Gladiator at the Colosseum at sunset is simply unreal.

Minus the pink rims that could’ve been me.

No greater show was ever created