“I’m not gonna get a sugar rush from the word candy you’re feeding me” NEVER CHANGE AMAYA PAPAYA

never back down never give up ! #NICOLANDRIA #LoveIslandUSA

a vote for iris and pepe is a vote for jill stein everyone WAKE UP!!!

i love being Zimbabwean sm I remember getting $5 billion from the tooth fairy when I was 6 and it was only enough to buy one (1) banana

at this point i just hope chelley ace voters break for nicolandria, are there any pollsters working on this

We’ve never had a couple like Huda and Chris in the finale of any love island season, across all franchises

And thus, my first opinion piece on Substack has been born. “Elected Democrats, Please Stop Going To New Hampshire” substack.com/@mandlamsipa/n…

zac posen’s Gap you should make jeans that fit ME specifically

about to title ix the MTA bc why did the useless security guard whose ‘job’ it is to guard the emergency exit just follow me out of the subway station to sexually harass me Eric Adams YOU WILL PAY

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JUSTIN BIEBER AT COACHELLA SOMEBODY WAKE UP hunter harris

embargo lifted on charli and george’s wedding

spent my morning commute reading a Bolu Babalola MASTERPIECE, my delight clearly demonstrated by the makeup i smudged when I buried my face in the pages to SCREAm (internally)

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

people in nyc are always talking about dating or money

this is not true. hair matters #nobald

scott hunter threw the first puck at stonewall you WILL respect him.