"Rate my face on a scale of ten to ten."

"I wanna do cute things with you like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably."

"Sometimes I really hate being a vampire. I’d still have my flawlessly good looks even without the whole immortality bit."

"I have too much class to drool."

Thomas smirked. "Not so much, he’s such a mess. He is only my half-brother, he’s so lucky to have me." He chuckles.

"Yes, I leave the magic to him while I stand by and look pretty." Thomas grins.

Thomas shrugs. "I help, sometimes. But Harry usually likes to do things on his own, he’s not too bright."

Thomas raises an eyebrow. "Yes, he’s very heroic. I think that’s what kind of makes him stupid, taking on so much and not always getting help. He’s not indestructible. At least I can admit that I care about him, he is my brother after all." He sniffs haughtily.

"Harry’s trying to look cool, he just looks like he’s in pain." Thomas chuckles.

"Stop being cute or come be cute in my bed."

"Hickory dickory dock, I wanna touch your cock."

"Please do not go through my camera roll, there’s nothing inappropriate, I just don’t want you to know how many selfies I take."

#SeductiveSunday

"Intercourse? More like, yes of course."

"Music was a good idea. Thank you humans who made music a thing."

"I’m amazing and studly, but I have limits."

They gave me: bisexual I am: Bisexual. They gave me: Taurus I am: Aquarius. They gave me: Thomas I am: Thomas. They gave me: old, not 30's I am: 46. They gave me: brutally honest I am: brutally honest.

"I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent."