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TexasGov

@notrealgovtexas

i made this just so @NJGov has a rival

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Barstool Texas State
@barstooltxst

6 years ago

When the state of Texas finally allows you to go to the river, but only if you have a mask on x.com/VideosCryptic/…

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

whataburger

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

yo wtf?? i mean...yeah but yo wtf

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

bro....wtf abbot

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

like if you’re texan

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Scrambled eggs

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Poached eggs

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Eat ass, make money, smoke weed

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Dallas sucks

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Houston’s okay, lotta floods tho, move out.

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

You stupid or sum??

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Ok🥱

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New Jersey
@njgov

6 years ago

___________ | black | | lives | | matter | ----------- (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

I leave for like a month and I have 3 Hundy followers lol

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Hope y’all wearing your fucking masks

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Heard abbot wants kids to go back to school to take the Starr haha lol what dumbfuck

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Imagine being so dumb that you don’t wear a mask

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Hallelujah

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TexasGov
@notrealgovtexas

6 years ago

Y’all staying safe?? Fucking better be

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alisa ⁷
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6 years ago

privilege is like object permanece. it still exists even if you don’t see it.