If Musk's Starlink terminals were used to transmit election results in swing states, there needs to be an immediate investigation and audit of the votes.

I'm so glad our finite sources of drinking water are being evaporated so people who have less creativity than a middle schooler can pretend to make stuff that looks like utter dogshit

“Joe, once Barrack and George get here then we can play split screen zombies”

i think the main issue with matt gaetz is that there's a credible pedophilia investigation that caused him to resign before the house ethics committee voted to release it...

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

To me, the most infuriating part of people’s decline in media literacy is the increasingly common wholesale abandonment of the entire concept of subtext — whether it’s in fiction, nonfiction, or even everyday life. You analyze the implications and get accused of making stuff up.

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

fake family guy fans piss me off HE LITERALLY GOT IN A CHICKEN FIGHT WITH TRUMP

thinking about how in half-life 2 humanity is totally over and the planet and all its inhabitants are just being harvested for parts, and society just continues through it. gotta take the train. cops are jerks. housing sucks. it's almost "nothing ever happens" coded

Nobody laughing at that joke fills me with rage

“Why are you so political?” Me: Pixar

this bitch literally paid someone to powerlevel his character in poe2 lmao. wym i’m a fraud? elon i challenge you to a duel in elden ring. i will cook your fat rolling ass.

The richest man on earth having a meltdown over a Twitch streamer just proves that no amount of money can make you any less of a fucking loser

if elon isn't chickenshit, he'll come on the stream. we all know he won't. he ducked mark zuckerberg, he ran away from jon stewart and now he's ducking a twitch streamer.