Thinking about oomf's post

Pink Floyd wishes they could write like this

For my project

my elderly dog was super hot from playing outside so i ran a cloth under cool water and put it on her and she immediately flopped over and accepted her fate

Xioapang is as orange as any living creature ever has been. In China there is a saying: roast duck, when consumed with deceit, will cause one to become as orange as the sun, which, setting in the west, blesses the fields with its radiance. We must remember this.

#eatingtwt everything i ate at the county fair the other day

sydney sweeney do you fw dudes that make 17 an hour

I feel like a predator when a cis girl says its ok if we change in the same room

Me watching Xiaopang get betrayed for the first time. Me watching Xiaopang get betrayed after learning it's scripted and Xiaopang is Oscar worthy actor

There’s actually two of us

post of the year

how i say goodbye to my friends

front row baby The Flenser

Never kill yourself

The villain’s faithful pair of henchmen: