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Mitch

@notmitchybones

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calendar_today09-07-2023 12:27:32

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How to LOVE women again: - do cold approach - ignore women above 21 - delete all dating apps - treat them nice - stop going out at night - date virgins - buy flowers - leave the west - stop being broke - stop being redpilled - believe in miracles - stop pr0n - smile EZ BRO

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Going for 18 year old virgins is cope? All you teach is: - go to Brazil - run dating apps non-stop - meet dating app hoes - brag abt imaginary laycount Ofc you don't think dating virgins is possible. Where would you ever meet them? Enjoy your c-section single moms from Tinder

Going for 18 year old virgins is cope?

All you teach is:

- go to Brazil
- run dating apps non-stop
- meet dating app hoes
- brag abt imaginary laycount

Ofc you don't think dating virgins is possible. Where would you ever meet them?

Enjoy your c-section single moms from Tinder
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Top FEMALE copes in 2026: - cat 'mom' - high-end career - childless after 22 - watches 'Friends' - dating apps - has a drivers license - going to college/uni - travelling the world - 'i will find a husband later' - posts on X - multiple partners - Bali Enjoy the SSRI pills

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Signs a girl has been BRAINWASHED: - doesn’t like kids - uses dating apps - attends protests  - solo traveler - posts on X - public IG - wears elephant pants - wants to move abroad - hits the gym - goes to clubs - wants to go backpacking You want your gf doing any of this?

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Why Zherka thinks it's funny: - it feels like a direct call-out - his whole persona is a character - he doesn't remember who he is anymore - he hangs around clout-chasing chicks - he is shy underneath his Layers - never left Miami - probably high while reading What a great guy

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''There are no good girls left'': - only talks to girls online - expects girls to pay - completely isolated - 'it's all about looks, bro' - redpill podcasts (in 2026 lmao) - bad girls also hate him - 853 games in Steam Library - hasn't bought new clothes since 2019 GO OUTSIDE

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Average 18 year old guy: - stupid birdnest haircut - broke as fuck - can't hold his booze - knows nothing lol - lives with his parents - a copy of his friends - brainrotted grew up with reels - picky eater (lol) - acne - little to zero experience - 55kg TAKE THEIR GIRLS

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Shit guys do they THINK will help them get girls: - cold showers - semen retention - meditation - go vegan - take supplements - dopamine detox - fasting - practice graditude - wake up at 5am - biohacking sleep - read Twitter All this just to talk to ZERO girls anyway

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If you're an INCEL, it's cus you don't: - go outside - move out of parents house - buy some new clothes - spend 5 minutes grooming - get into cold approach - wake up before 4pm - stop watching blackpill shit - TRY - stop blaming Chad - smile Ugly guys with GFs everywhere btw

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You can get girls EVEN IF you're: - a pr0n addict - video game addict - broke (not frugal) - ugly - short - bald(ing) - live in USA - eating slop - alcoholic - a NEET - Indian - a stoic - scared - Mexican - stupid None of these are dealbreakers AS LONG as you talk to chicks

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Losers get a GF and: - stop taking care of themselves - stop talking to new girls - do activities with her - see their boys less (or never) - work less - ditch hobbies - unfollow all other girls Cool guys get a GF and: - see her once per week - life remains the same FEW

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Your girl has you on a LEASH if you: - change plans for her - let her criticize you - gave her a key to ur pad - take out the trash - ever APOLOGIZE (big) - worry she will leave you - always by her side - hold hands in public - always think about her Literal DOG traits

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Sings your girl is on YOUR leash: - she doesn’t ask many questions - she respects your time - getting to see you is a good day - always carries symbolic gifts - doesn’t bother you too much - scared to cross boundaries - no attitude (knows she’ll get ghosted) Requires balls

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Many great girls are RUINED by: - swearing - speaking loud in public - disrespecting their parents - littering - drinking beer - traveling - partying on boats in Ibiza - listen to goy shanties (Taylor Swift) - wearing jeans Princess? You're getting the PIRATE treatment

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Stop trying to DATE 'HOOK UP girls' who: - were quick to bed - very relaxed about sex - confident with dating - you met on an app or a nightclub - have many stories to tell - 21+ and still single - know the city a little too well You won't smile for months after DATING them

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Your COMPETITION in 2026: - guys who never go outside - dating app bros - passport bros - gymcels - blackpillers - looksmaxxers - cringe PUAs - MGTOW losers - bald guys - misogynists - guys who wait for girls to approach - pr0n addicts - guys who wear H&M NEVER BEEN EASIER

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Worst normie activities: - backpacking - staying in hostels - swiping Hinge - having jobs - tourism - trying out restaurants - going on a boat - economy flights - cinnabon - going to Spain (shithole) - celebrate holidays - coffee with milk - podcasts ABSOLUTE TERROR