thank god that's over with

guy who washes their teeth with soap and a washcloth

That friggin boat is more stuck in the canal than that U2 album was stuck on my iPhone! (Sorry i didn’t tweet this a few days ago my marriage is basically on life support after I made a series of very bad financial decisions that I swear To god I can fix

This will never not be funny

yeah me and carsey burtey used to be the ones carrying these shits around

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

Here is the truth: The former president of the United States has created and spread a web of lies about the 2020 election. He’s done so because he values power over principle. Because his bruised ego matters more to him than our democracy or Constitution.

In America, evil will not win, I promise you. Hate will not prevail. And white supremacy will not have the last word.

We need to: Ban assault weapons — and if we can’t, then we should raise the age to purchase them from 18 to 21. Ban high-capacity magazines. Strengthen background checks. Enact safe storage laws and red flag laws. Repeal gun manufacturers’ immunity from liability.

JUST PUT ONE DOOR ON KAVANAUGH’S HOUSE AND ARM HIS FAMILY PROBLEM SOLVED

In response to Stacey Abrams criticizing Georgia over issues like incarceration/mental health, Herschel Walker said, “If it’s the worst state, why are you here? Why don’t you leave, go to another? There’s, what, 51 more other states that you can go to?” There are not 52 states.

This America is gone forever.

This November may be the last free democratic election in American history. Vote accordingly.

RELIGION SHOULD NOT BE MIXED IN WITH POLITICS.

Why should we obey a SCOTUS decision if Republican lawmakers won’t obey a subpoena? - asking on behalf of every goddamn law-abiding American

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

Our Administration has worked hard to lower the deficit by $1.7 trillion. The first bill House Republicans brought to the floor would help wealthy people and corporations cheat on their taxes – increasing the deficit. Their very first bill.

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won't be stunned by the greed of the elite; they'll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn't just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own