Dallas VanStratten (@notdallastexas) 's Twitter Profile
Dallas VanStratten

@notdallastexas

ask me about my prison tats

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calendar_today26-07-2012 21:23:26

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peach 🍑🇵🇸 (@peachontwitta) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

1984’s George Whorewell (@ewdatsgross) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me at 16: if I’m not married at 24 I’m dying alone Me at 24: if a boy looks at me for more than 5 seconds I’m filing a restraining order

em!! 🇵🇸 (@realemilyattack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

untitled (@aprilcities) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing!