#ThingsThatAnnoyMe when hoes in the stands don't realize that if they let me hit it they'll get famous

#ThingsThatAnnoyMe low life pussies makin shit like this, you call me a douchebag i call you a broke bitch

Nobody cares about my recovery because that softie Jeter is out, boo hoo I'm more important

You laugh at my injuries, i laugh at your salary

The #Yankees need some cheerleaders, these fans aren't doing a good enough job of telling me how fucckin awesome i am

Pedroia is an annoying little shit he reminds me of the angry elf from elf

#buckfoston

#ThingsThatAnnoyMe people hating me just cause I did steroids. #getoverit #imfuckinarod

#ThingsThatAnnoyMe when Girardi doesn't start me because he thinks i was out too late, sorry i get more ass than u #h8rsgoneh8

CC > this bitch nova

I need to talk to somebody about the lack of booze down here, I'm not playin why do I gotta be sober

Not even a big deal that he's out because they'll not be the same without me anyway

I'm fuckin a rod when I'm healthy we win

Fuck Overbay, Tex makes you look like a little bitch

Youk is a puss

Gardner is my man fuckin love that kid

I coulda done that

Fuck Detroit you blew the World Series

Bangin swishs wife tonight cause he bailed on us

Hungover as fuck