x Do not speak to me as if I were some lowly dwarf—as if I were still Thorin Oakenshield. x - Descriptive and all that jazz - Seeking SLs and banter - Alter of #Alpha

#TimeForRP: #RT if you'd like to plan an SL. #Fav for something spur of the moment.

x.com/i/moments/1026… //Part 1 of Bilbo's newest adventure. Excuse the mistakes. 3 a.m. is a horrible time to revise plot

This could have been a fat actor. This could have been their big breakout role. This could have been their Golden Globe or their Emmy nod. This could have been their paid off student loans or their first house. Instead it's Sarah Paulson in a fat suit.

they need to bring prohibition back but specifically only for me. last night i was so drunk that i accidentally texted myself instead of a friend and was blown away when they were saying the same thing as me at the same time

"Yes, our dear king visits often. The routine is the same but there is a fondness felt regardless of the sass exchanged."

"Time has caught up with me, my dear Frodo. I'm not the young hobbit I once was. There is much I meant to do. Much indeed."

"Pippin, Merry, my would you get along with Fili and Kili."

"If only it wasnt just a dream. I wish for it to be reality. To close my eyes and find them here when I wake. Hmm maybe one day."

"This un/fortunately/ happened along the way but I saw it as all good fun. Honestly this was all amusing to me."

Facepalms "He and I have gotten lost more often than not. Some days I wonder if he can actually read."

"And I shall continue to do so. I shall speak to them as I see fit. Thorin needs it... stubborn dwarf."

"Gandalf, leAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THINGS!!!!" Indignant hobbit huffing

"Almost happened actually, but...." puffs on pipe. "Some nameless dwarf got pouty and jealous."

"I did nothing wrong, of course. Not my fault you have awful guards."

"I did, in the end, go back to my books and my armchair. But I was never again happy there without my dwarves."

"That's home. Its why I returned. Cause you don't have one. A home that is. It was taken from you and I'll help you take it back, if I can."