we're literally witnessing the rebirth of nazi germany right now and yet no one seems to care because its arabs getting killed. this is genuinely horrific please never stop talking about palestine

shoutout to the two beautiful queers with mullets who lit my cig on elm tn

i hear paris is lovely this time of year

warm enough to get back on the water & i’m happy as a clam

#yes

they’re calling it the greatest ramen ever made

when is it my turn

asking my wife bullshit like she is google

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

my boss came into work with this today everybody come 2 my party :)

― Roland Barthes, A Lover's Discourse

i always keep the three food groups in my fridge (beer / a half dozen labeled and dated delicons of leftovers / minimum 3 kinds of chili crisp)

sprinkling in “anything for you” or “whatever you want” to soft launch that i like being told what to do

would you let it make you food

ice cold bapple. joint already rolled. gf on phone. out of work early. life so good