Aux so good I had to dap him up

Healing my inner tween by holding hands w my bf while walking past a group of middle schoolers

Big dental is lying to u: Flossing more doesnt make it hurt any less!!

Developing Mary Jane tan lines.. finally coquette

What are the advances in the brain/computer interface and when will it be possible for Spotify to pause my podcast the second I fall asleep

Send his ass to the lathe of heaven!

Another day in the Simon&garfunkelverse

Searching my bedroom floor for the pill I dropped and finding the pill I dropped the nigjt before

Im the first Luddite with a supercomputer account

Thousands found dead as trinket addict moves out of college apartment

Correctly identified Emmylou Harris backing vocals in Lucinda Williams album

Don’t worry. You were just having a bad dream. Heavily influenced by your nightmarish life

Riding my bike sidesaddle like a ladyyy

When my calc 1 students call me Ms Buzinski

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted tajin on the rim

Goodreads gf strava bf

I may think that North is just whatever direction I’m facing….but I make up for it with my kind & noble heart….

Earl grey more like girl slayyy