Frog and Toad are gay but not with each other

We might be able to stop all of this if we just let Elon be the new host of the daily show

Easy peasy chicken caesey

Better Things erasure!

If people keep calling that 12 minute YouTube video chopped up into 7 tiktoks a "seven part series" I'm gonna mcfreaking lose it

Every second gal gadot is onscreen during Snow White is giving Taylor swift music video

Me when I'm toasting the Ladies who lunch

Dominick Sessa and Mark Eydelshteyn are concurrently applying for the position of Vice-Chalamet

Hey man, a couple of the fellas saw your dad at church last week and he was taking communion straight to the mouth instead of the hand. Just thought you should know.

Mike Pence just walked into my screening of Hamilton at AMC

I hate the chubby teslas most of all

I'm the only person alive to complete the double feature of Nuremberg/Nora Borg (Sentimental Value)

Pilot just said "flight attendants, prepare for blast off"

Louis cheat sheet: Partridge = Handsome (Actor) Tomlinson = Handsome (Musician) Pullman = Normal (Actor) Capaldi = Normal (Musician)

Diane Warren's life story has the potential to become the first ever jukebox musical where every single song is Oscar-nominated but they can't do it because nobody has ever actually listened to them

Has anyone done From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Jeffrey E. Epstein

The Talented Mr. Ripley is about one guy Leopold-ing and Loeb-ing simultaneously

Hi I'm calling from the Law offices of Murphy, Trundle, and Bunk

This was Paul's "I don't think so, Honey"