My MP ladies and gentleman, what a 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

A couple of weeks after my mum’s funeral in November I decided to treat myself to an Emma - The Sleep Company mattress. I found a great deal on Wowcher, delivery due 11th December. Since then I have had to push any kind of communication with them. I have been promised deliveries 1/4

With no promise of a receiving the item I had ordered. At no point have either company offered anything but ‘I’m sorry for your inconvenience.’ I’m angry and sad and so so disappointed. I just wanted the last thing my mum would ever buy me. 4/4 Wowcher Emma - The Sleep Company

So I’m making a thing. #crochetingdinosaur

Police officer: I've been a police officer for over ten years and sometimes when I respond to a domestic call I say to the mother (who is the victim) 'how can you let your children go through this?' Me: How many times in 10 years have a you said to the perpetrating father

Don’t forget we have #EsmeHiggs signing copies of #EllieAndThePonyCampMystery from her #StarlightStablesGang series. For more info and tickets go to Waterstones.com/events Bluewater Penguin Books UK Dartford Living KentOnline Waterstones

Love that this happened ten years ago and shortly(ish) I can be doing it all over again. Love my job! #TheBlackBirdOracle #bookseller Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) Caitlin Raynor Headline Books Lucy

Dear Waterstones, tomorrow will be the 25th anniversary of me starting to work for you. I went from a little part timer to manager. When should I expect Neil Gaiman, Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) and the resurrected body of #JaneAusten to sing the well done song? My lunch should be around 2.30.

Ten years ago I was at a bookseller launch for #BookOfLife, got to meet Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) and #ELJames. Give it just under two weeks until I get to read and sell #TheBlackBirdOracle. Cannot wait. Lucy Headline Books

I think that every Christmas all the tv detective duos like #ShakespeareAndHathaway, #McDonaldAndDodds, #RosemaryAndThyme should come together and film a tv special. They could take it in turns to be the main characters if they wanted. U&Alibi

I want to say that Flo is just as thrilled by the advanced copy of Richard Osman #WeSolveMurders as I am, but I feel that maybe crime is not her thing from these photos. I, however, am loving it. It’s a goddamn delight!!! Thanks Penguin Huddle, you’re amazing!!

Just finished #WeSolveMurders and I’m so happy, it’s sooooo so good! Cannot wait to get to talk to everyone about it soon. Thank you Penguin Huddle for sending it to me and Richard Osman for writing such a bloody gem.

Thank you soooo much Penguin Huddle and her majesty Queen Rih. Words cannot describe how flipping excited I am now that I’ve gotten it home. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Dear Joe Hill (and social media elf), we at @bluewsterstones are officially launching our campaign for a talk or signing (or both!) when your new book comes out in October (mostly because it sounds in incredible!). We are happy to send bribes. Just to warn you. Orion Publishing

Forgot to add this when it arrived. Too busy munching these delicious brownies. (Was meant to share with others but last week was ALOT!). Love you Penguin Huddle The Exploding Bakery you’re pretty darned special as well.