"What word begins with 'M' and ends with 'arriage' and it's a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage! C'hoo hoo Wahaha~!" ♠️ Detailed/Descriptive. ♥️ Back from a looooong hiatus. ♦️OC and Cross-over friendly. ♣️ Bringing this account back. 🃏 RTs and likes appreciated.

"Now." He responded, outside a Mexican restaurant.

||:☣️ I make less typos drunk than I do sober.

He tgought for a moment, debating on whether or not to answer... He elected to do so. "I am?" He replied with a half smile.

"Waiting on you? Woman, I've had plenty of tacos since you messaged. I'm throwing you a damn bone." He joked, laughing lightly to himself. "Letting you hang out with me, you should feel so lucky."

"I don't care about what other men pay you for, I won't dver stoop that low." He laughed, implying that she was a 'lady of the night.' He took a look around, to see if he could spot her coming. She shouldn't keep him waiting. He has work to do.

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He wore a smug expression, his confidence on show for all to see... Beneath the burlap mask. A brown suit with a white shirt and dark tie matched his iconic mask. He looked up from the ground, to her, as he ended the call and put his phone away into his pocket. "About time..."

Should be doing something heavier. Crane has wares if Sionis has money.

"Anything and everything under the sky - trust me, this is the stuff that blow you away. Mind bending stuff."

A soft half smile creeped across the Scarecrow's face, hidden by the burlap mask. "Then I have the stuff for you," he chuckled, opening his coat and revealing pockets filled with all sorts of magical things.

"I have just the stuff..." He hummed, pulling a small clear bag out from one of the many pockets. "This'll take you to space, kick you in the balls and throw you back to Earth."

He didn't take to kindly to her tugging on his mask; it was like pulling at his skin. He took a moment, after letting her enter first, before taking it from his head. "I forget I'm wearing it," he murmured before folding the mask and slipping it into his inside blazer pocket.

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"Sometimes, you see him be a human... ...behind all of the madness and chaos, he's just a broken man..."