"Nah, I don't work for no-one else. Not even other versions of him, or whatever you lot are... I have enough chaos in my life. Hah! Thanks for the... Um, offer, though."

"Like... A plastic man? A fella made of plastic? Jeez, and here I thought Croc was bad. What has this world come to."

"Yeah, I think I do... I'll give you a call if I ever do change my mind."

"Jesus... Sounds like some heavy duty nightmare fuel."

He's already down stairs, yes he's missing his socks, getting the fellas in the club ready to go. They're a little groggy from last night too but they'll get the job done and sorted for J. No worries, no Bats involved. The sun is still up, all should go smoothly.

"A guy just barged by me in the subway wearing a pink mask. Must've been a butcher or something going to a fancy dress party after work. Guy smelled of blood. Scared the life outta me."

"Cobblepot... Cobblepot..." He took a second or two to ponder over that name. Jonny didn't know a Cobblepot. Nope, not one. He knew that the Penguin had a name like that. Kibblepot or something... "Ah, Screw 'em then." He joked.

"I'm sorry but... Did I just see a witch."

"I saw a psychiatrist with eyes like that once, never wanted to go back there again..." He rambles when he's terrified.

"One of Joker's?" He was taken a little back by that; Jonny always had a bit of an inflated ego. "Nah, I ain't one of Joker's. I'm a bit more than that..."

He likes to daydream, playing out all of his little hypotheticals. What ifs, like what if he were the one in charge? Where would the business be if he was the main man behind the Grin 'n' Bare It... How stuff would if he could just keep his nose clean.

A brow arched into the man's forehead. This chick was a wack-a-doodle, much like the others in Gotham. A smirk creeped along his features, to hide the discomfort. "You alright there?"

“𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝...” ———————🧥——————— 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 ‘𝗝𝗶𝗺’ 𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗼𝗻 ———————🧥——————— “𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚋...“ ———————🧥——————— #DCRP

"All will be well." The eternal optimist, the cobalt carrier of hope, Saint Walker has come to the TL! He will stop at nothing to ensure peace in the universe through the power of Hope! Like and Retweet?

"Honestly, I can't wait for another Joker party. That night was wild!"

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A star has risen. For many centuries Gotham was famed by the Joker, riddled by the Riddler, defaced by Two-Face, and ingested by Croc. As the years floundered yesterday's Penguin created a labyrinth of crime, Black Mask soon following behind. But what the bird boys and gals--