Don’t take me clubbing if you’re gonna groan when I point out all the edible plants and their nutritional properties on the walk back to the car

Nobody in this club is getting my bigmouth references

Mustard is pregnant!!

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

🌺🩷🥥🍄🦙🍸🥃

Please does anyone know if delicious in dungeon will ever come out w a new season😔🙏🏼

Happy august >:)

The one bad thing about having male roommates is that every other month there is a new traffic sign that they want to use as decoration

women should never pay for weed, period.

It looks like a Batman costume with built in muscles

Alyssa said my michelada tastes like spaghettios and that ruined my night

Pop Crave Despite owning no firearms, Briana Boston has been jailed and charged with “threats to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism.” Her bond was set at $100,000. Her charge is a second degree felony, which can lead to 15 years in prison and/or a $10,000 fine. She’s a mother of 3

Who wants to move to South Carolina w me and start a mountain community

If nobody got me, ik carters cooking got me🤞

Pregnancy isn’t safe because of racism and lack of abortion rights. No universal paid parental leave. Childcare costs more than rent. No free school lunch. Economy sucks, everyone is stressed&broke. The world is literally crumbling before our eyes. What do they expect???