Can the Chicago comedy community take a self care break? Because they need a self care break.

If someone gets married in a church they should be required to put if it's a full service or just a wedding on the invite. #nomorebaitandswitch

*RT TO SAVE A LIFE*

There👏is👏no👏point👏to👏Target👏Express👏

I have a few comics I want to nominate for Queer Eye but only on the condition I get to hit it after makeover and have right of first refusal for dating them after the show.

My target demographic is women who've cried in the dressing rooms of both Ann Taylor and anntaylorloft.

*****CHICAGO PROTEST**** WHEN: SATURDAY MAY 30, 2 PM WHERE: FEDERAL PLAZA 219 S Dearborn St Chicago, IL 60603 SPREAD THE WORD MIDWEST UNREST

Hey y'all, there is a fraudulent Venmo account circulating with our name on it. At this time, the Minnesota Freedom Fund DOES NOT HAVE A VENMO. Do NOT send funds there.

Banner drop downtown. “I can’t breathe.” “Stop the war on Black people” #DefundPolice #DefundCPD

On you @chicagosmayor

The first RATM concert in 11 years

Seeing Rage Against The Machine ★ tonight, a show I’ve been waiting 26 years for, but all I wanna do is hang out with Mary Morello. Tom Morello can you make this happen?

For anyone new to Illinois Working Together - join us in the fight against the Rauner agenda! Check us out at fb.com/illinoisworkin…

iTunes is trash rn! 2 Dope Queens Podcast season 3, ep 1 is so close yet so far! Halp!! Phoebe Robinson Walter R. Milone

Faith in humanity restored after listening to Sonia Denis on 2 Dope Queens Podcast. Pfew I was starting to identify w/ Michael Douglas in Falling Down

Hey @MoviePass_CS I got an email saying my card was on the way on 10/10 but I've yet to revive it. Any tips?

Hey MoviePass and @MoviePass_CS can you tell me the exact number of times and ways I need to reach out before someone will contact me?!