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Nick Carey

@noccarey

MD @ Bellanno.com Helping people transform their lives and build an inclusive world. Cricket, food and blues nut. Views are my own.

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2 fabulously creative uses of the English language in 2 days - SpaceX rocket being blown up after trial launch ("a rapid unscheduled disassembly") and a Russian jet accidentally bombing it's own city (an "abnormal descent of aviation ammunition".)

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If something says it's resealable, please can the damn thing you're supposed to reseal it with be sticky and stay sticky please?

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Anyone else feel their wrapping skills haven't improved over the last 20 years, or is this just the increased quantity of red wine involved in the process?

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My parents have entered the mad phase of old age. My mother is chasing parakeets off the bird feeder with a water pistol and my father believes the plumber has hacked their internet connection and is constantly changing their central heating settings. I need more wine.

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Excellent public transport announcement just now "This train terminates here. Do not board this train. If you board this train then you will be going..... nowhere"