I didn't realise that's how they are made

2 fabulously creative uses of the English language in 2 days - SpaceX rocket being blown up after trial launch ("a rapid unscheduled disassembly") and a Russian jet accidentally bombing it's own city (an "abnormal descent of aviation ammunition".)

Arrivederci Silvio James Sherwood but I can't find it anywhere!

Where have all the flying ants in Earlsfield come from all of a sudden? SW18 is under attack!

What a match. What a series. Fitting finale for Stuart Broad's amazing career Test Match Special England and Wales Cricket Board

If something says it's resealable, please can the damn thing you're supposed to reseal it with be sticky and stay sticky please?

It's the 9th September and 25 degrees Celsius. The Holiday is on TV. Christmas really does get earlier each year.

Broadly good life advice

Trickiest one yet. It's either a very small country or possibly Antarctica.

bbc.co.uk/news/health-66… Great news story, but the research lead's name of Nicholas Van As is almost too good.

I get this feeling

Strong levels of wtf. Has Ken been running their marketing department?!

Rather unnerving to be on a plane about to take off that doesn't appear to exist...

Christmas cards from my family. Can I detect a theme?!

Anyone else feel their wrapping skills haven't improved over the last 20 years, or is this just the increased quantity of red wine involved in the process?

My parents have entered the mad phase of old age. My mother is chasing parakeets off the bird feeder with a water pistol and my father believes the plumber has hacked their internet connection and is constantly changing their central heating settings. I need more wine.

When The Repair Shop takes a slightly more sinister approach

Excellent public transport announcement just now "This train terminates here. Do not board this train. If you board this train then you will be going..... nowhere"

Oh England, how I love you!

Poor old Piers