“Where’s my vape?” said everyone always

Me: *sees a car* “the celica would gap that thing no doubt” The celica:

You non-essentials shoulda made better use of your quarantine time instead of spending my taxes on drugs and alcohol

Entire bottles of Rosè do be hittin different at 9PM on a Sunday night 🤔

I ain’t coughing cuz of the Rona I’m just talkin shit

Incase anyone wonders what I do when I’m not on Twitter, pre-save “My Birthday” with the link, song drops 08/04/2020 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/yu… (powered by DistroKid)

Love getting stared at in a small town for wearing a mask lol like stare now cuz you won’t be able to stare anymore when you’re dead

Social media is such a disgusting place. Take a break, put the phone down, go outside, interact with actual people, live and enjoy the present moment you are in

Interesting how you can test positive for a virus that’s a hoax...? Donald J. Trump is gunna have to do a lot of “KungFlu” to battle this lol

this man literally just said he was built different 😭

I never realized how little friends I actually have until I wasn’t nominated to shot gun last night 💀

Watch him pay his own bail with the money from selling the lectern on eBay 🤣

Want Snoop On Your Next Single? Enter To Win a Feature, Promo, and Free Beats for Life at SnoopContest.com enter.snoopcontest.com/ref/xq49818592… via @thisisthelegion

The wait for Wade is over. It’s officially debut day.

If u ain’t into the new world yet now’s your chance… #CryptoChimpzReveal