Just hit my exercise goal on my watch repositioning myself on the couch

Hit my exercise goal today for running 30ft when I forgot my grocery list (the third grocery store I went to that day)

Cali It is? How? They try guys?

Babe wake up the sos after movie is out

Such a shame to cut date night short because people are smoking crack in the bar

They don’t call it the rock for nothing. I guess we could always go to the crystal… wait a minute…

My cat has been missing for three months. I accepted that I’m likely not ever going to see her again. She has been found and I’m picking her up after work today 🥺😭

The twilight saga playlist will always go so hard

Nothing says merry Christmas quite like a $300 lc stop

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The first thing I did in the new year was split a pickled egg with the loml @ 6am

Nothing motivates me more to finish produce before it spoils than the $$ I spent on it 🥲

Not being able to find my pickled garlic recipe today has got to be my 13th reason

Babe wake up they’re announcing the winners of the stella Artois staub cookware set draw (I won one)

Come on Internet…make this guy famous….who is he? Kicked a dog in the face in Assiniboine Park and threatened to “fu*k” up the female owner. Cops looking for him.

The feminism instantly leaving my body the second dale asks me to mow the lawn

Recording yourself crying and posting it is crazy

Sooooo barf to sleep in on rave day

Babe wake up the Jonas brothers are going on tour