I'm in Wyoming.

I hope that Donald dies so Melania and Barron can get married and live happily ever after. #PrayersForTrump

I'm going to be a dad!! youtu.be/CmSOekqrvkE

im the president

Attempting to bring comedy back to Spaceroom is filling my heart with equal parts excitement and crippling depression.

a marriage story but the whole soundtrack is dubstep

you think i could drink last nights sprite without swallowing any ants? #whiteboysummer

if ur broke instead of smoking weed just pop a benadryl while everyone hates you

just watched the new bo burnham special now im 100% convinced i could take him in a fight

the national treasure movies created qanon

Subaru. We’ll put down your dogs

took my shirt off at a beach in la so its time to kill myself

Hello, a Portland comedian recently suffered an aneurism and if you’re able to help at all it could go a long way. Thank you. gofundme.com/f/jake-hueni-h…

think im gonna try to eat oysters till im full

fuck. there goes my plans tonight

makes me upset no one will talk about the other 10 hours of incredible oscar magic

shout out to Jake Silberman who opened the shows in portland and absolutely destroyed every show. Incredibly talented guy.