Detective Chase Crashmore (@chaseblanderson) 's Twitter Profile
Detective Chase Crashmore

@chaseblanderson

Jokes & discount pigeon sales

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I’ve been seeing a lot of people wearing Bass Pro Shop hats lately. I just saw a couple wearing matching hats. Why? What does this mean?

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New York guys love telling you what elementary school they went to. You’re a grown ass man, nobody cares that you went to PS 109 or whatever.

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It’s wild that Bert Kreischer played the Gorge Amphitheater. What’s even wilder is that was probably the first show a bunch of people saw at that venue. Instead of seeing your favorite band, you see some shirtless drunk that is buds with Joe Rogan? Life is so stupid.