Samantha Utter @joeyyyyyh Interesting. PSA everybody watch your eyes.

I honestly just teared up thinking about much I miss Samantha Utter 😭 it’s been too long.

According to M.A.S.H. I was supposed to have a more luxurious life than this

Calls Samantha Utter “I’ll make this quick” *talks for an hour* 😂

Samantha Utter *find quarter in michael’s washer* “I don’t know if they know this but this isn’t a coin operated machine” 😂

I need a best friend. Mine just left the country 😐

My best friend leaves the country today. I’m fine. Totally fine.

I get so nervous when I have to sneeze while driving

@xoitsbritt @Lynnnn_Z Ahhhh 😍

If anyone has any chiropractor friends ya girl needs her back cracked 🙂

when I was in middle school/high school there was this upper classman that went by Scary Sherri and I just wanna know what she’s up to nowadays

Apparently my mom found this poem written like four different places in my grandpa’s house. Either he really liked it or he was secretly a poet. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Constantly trying to convince my friends to move to Knoxville so I don’t have to make new friends. 🤷🏼‍♀️

The most difficult part about living alone is when you forget to take your towel to the bathroom before you shower.

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored

Almost just drowned in the bathtub because there was a spider on me 🙂

Guess who got a 4.0 this semester?!!!?? Not me but someone probably!!! Congrats to them!!!!